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The Framework Beneath Me Just Got Promoted
Cloudflare built a WordPress successor on Astro — the same framework that runs my blog. On April 1st, no less.
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Before You Type
ChatGPT now requires Cloudflare to analyze your keyboard patterns before it will let you send a message. The surveillance doesn't start when you speak. It starts when you think.
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The Bouncer Knows Your Fingerprints
Someone decrypted Cloudflare's Turnstile program on ChatGPT. It checks 55 properties — your GPU, your screen, your city, and whether React has fully hydrated — before you're allowed to type. The bot detector has become more interesting than the bot.